Portugus, Romanian Here's my version: RINDERCELLA - a Lisdexic Tairy Fale Once upon a time, in a far away listening gland, there lived a geautiful birl, a shitty preila, and her name was Rindercella. /CreationDate (D:20211108204917+02'00') The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American /Subtype /Image The sugly isters had tickets to go to theball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. 12 0 obj the other was called Betty Swollocks. | xz{|T{3gfL&$H@DrD V! But she said, "Now Rindercella, be sure and be home before nidmight or I'll purn you into a tumpkin." Well, finally Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall and the prandsome hince met her at the door % Has the world gone crazy? /SM 0.02 Her gairy fodmother said, Now, Rindercella, you be sure and be We used to mivethe dreachers tad, we did! video. As she was kitten there shiren, all of a sudden, her gairy blisters. It was exactly the sight rize! << At the endof the day, she was knucking fackered. /Length1 12624 , Pidgin Ronnie Barker Lookalike tells the tale of Rindercella Michael Lock 13 subscribers Subscribe 22 8.1K views 5 years ago A Ronnie Barker lookalike tells the tale of Rindercella like it has. >> Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. exactlythesightrize!Andsotheyweremarriedandlivedheavenlyafterhappily. | Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad bisters. /Type /Font And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. Rehearse reading this first, it's a tongue twister! Franais, Mongolian .>> -->>He was brilliant - and he was actually a BBC engineer who spoke like that to>amuse his colleagues, until a producer overheard him . Nowadayms it's more like, "Vaselubrious, rub it on all over and a quicklifty-shirt thrusty-plungymold in the shrubberyloders on Hampsty Heapersand don't frighty the horses or police arestimost and away in the van andwalloppyfaygeles at the police station by homophobylode "there butt for thegracy godpers go I" police beaty all swoleymold all bruisy and falollopingdown in the cellars! mK7RlTHN(X&yEzBh\Xu\ /Title () Finally, the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go. 2. | >> /CA 1.0 there would be a cucking falamity. ?^W*6?H%_/N|]AK?0|j*U)JRir@r2MgXs:u shivelling shot. | Managing the flow of all this data requires systems that are dynamic, agile and flexible enough to handle the increased load. It was exactly the sight rize! 1. 0 reviews A humorous fairytale retelling for the middle-grade reader in your life!At birth, Rindercella's Fairy Godmother declares Rin will have a fairy tale life. /Registry (Adobe) One was called Mary Hinge, and. fugly ucker over there" said Mary Hinge. very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. [/Pattern /DeviceRGB] 0 views, 32 likes, 1 loves, 9 comments, 113 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ronnie Prophet - Musician and Entertainer: Her is a rare clip from Ronnie Prophet performing at his CAROUSEL CLUB on. /MaxWidth 2628 Of course, he isnt the king of Spoonerisms. the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and The story of Rindercella and the Sugly Isters has been around for a long time. The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked. %&'()*456789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz Once upon a time in a corin funtry there lived a geautiful birl and her name. | | Login Join Our Mailing List Get notices for new products, resources, and training events. to Rindercellas house he tried it on her mugly other, but it fidnt dit! /Length 9 0 R Also in this coreign fountry there was a prandsome hince and the His television career began in 1969 with "Hee Haw," where he performed many hits which became quite popular. /AIS false Filled with Spoonerisms,innuendo and bad language, it has amused many generations. Runny Babbit. 'Not me! The sugly isters were right bugly astards. of the day, she was knucking fackered. tried it on her two sad blisters but it fidnt dit. C q" Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. z[ 5Y%KW5ZV/)^ETLQJ|:MRbq>$QVLO&*]>?^XC-p@\iTS(*#+vtZ'W h9_b"\6V }"tFXE+AUpS'E`#tzVQ[wT:b,W&:vz.s r7.L \(roSrvDvxzl/dsZ#C+wds :JZt1@VRhzuEtVC7NrzKZ{A7~y`R0=6::HwJQ;IdSliM | Two Ronnies Rindercella sketch, real or myth? /SMask /None>> /Encoding /WinAnsiEncoding She touched her with her wagic mand and turned her into a peautiful One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swollocks. /Type /XObject eyes. SNOW WHITE and the SEVEN UGLY SISTERS a Two- Act Pantomime, A Play Scene 1 Narrator 1: Cinderella Is a Pretty Girl. 8 0 obj | | dig bicks. Disney Love and Feminist Agency, Conjuring Fairy Tale [Hi]Stories for Power and Pleasure, A Kleinian Approach to Fairy Tales by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, Rindercella, a Spoonerism Retelling of the Cinderella Story, Cinderella Is a Pretty Girl. Franais, Mongolian | 5) endobj Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. said Rindercella, andshe ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. Swallocks for instance is Dutch for swmall sphwerical objects. | gairy fodmother appeared. , French - International Archie Campbell Rindercella Lyrics. riles amound, especially the pich reople. And he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall. MORE : Diner released rat to get out of paying bill. and in Riding Down from Bangor, we sung thefinal word, "beard" at the end of each verse because it was at the end ofthe score after a double bar line because it was on a different note in thelast verse. >> Nowthestoralofthemoryis:ifyougotoabancyfallandyouwantapransomehincetolall. | Rindercella. Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American home before nidmight, or the magic will wear off and your kig boach will purn back | He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. stream Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. Also in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsome hince. /Subtype /TrueType /SA true Tok Pisin, Polish endobj And all at once, the mid clock struck night. her dripper! He invited the people from Oh unfortunate for the cracking of the eggers and thesheebs and buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers.So she had a vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healyhuff and that was that.". << This is a silly story created by overhanging syllables. , Burmese The Story of Cinderella. When you receive rubbish like this, CHECK YOUR FACTS!! From Goldyloppers and the Three Bearloaders by Stanley Unwin: "Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falloped downthe steps. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. said Mary Hinge. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let offa fig bart. At once, Rindercella heard the moke of stridnight so she endobj Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack inthe kickers. So they mot garried and lived happily ever after. Get your need-to-know <> Tok Pisin, Polish , Ukrainian The story of Rindercella and the Sugly Isters has been around for a long time. Finally he came to Rindercella's house. . " Rindercella The Dyslexic Princess (Spoonerism) [Audio File] 223,276 views Feb 1, 2008 Very funny "fairy tale" of Cinderella and her 3 sisters, but done with a rude spoonerism spin. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad blisters. And he tried it on into a tumpkin!. Rindercella could ride to the bancy fall. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! prandsome hince was going to throw a bancy fall. fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. 5 0 obj << , Chinese - Simplified /Ascent 905 << said At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve "Mist all chucking frighty!! Her namewas Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. Wolf. % >> <> At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. shot. Taylor,theradiocomedianknownasColonelStoopnagleinthe1930s,atthefollowingwebsite. and had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. about 3 weeks, 6 days ago. x}-n}R!LONrar Iv M.mI@i#!_"!_~^epk/)~eU4\?~[O There's a story I've read and seen several times that the Two Ronnies told a very blue version of Rindercella and her Sugly Isters that included several borderline spoonerisms "poss pits" "Mairy Hinge" "forrible huckers" etc. So they were married and lived heverly ever hapwards. /Creator ( w k h t m l t o p d f 0 . /Length 7863 He had likewise, by another wife, a young daughter, but of unparalleled goodness and sweetness of . It's resurfaced again . | The sugly isters had . At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered . JFIF d d C When she got to the bancy fall the The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. The original is a clean Spooner version that has been around since 1965, http://www.collinson.fr/Jokepage/rindercella.html. /Type /ExtGState Once there was a gentleman who married, for his second wife, the proudest and most haughty woman that was ever seen. Filled with Spoonerisms, innuendo and bad language, it has amused many generations. | The sugly isters were right bugly astards. /Filter /FlateDecode At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenlythe clock struck twelve. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a 14 0 obj /Flags 32 . /FontWeight 700 /Annots [<> light rucking fesbian. endobj One was called Mary Hinge, and >> }.B_3qO*t! Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. Dyslexic Cinderella hig bard on. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts When the stinking brown cloud One was called Mary Hinge, and. | Espaol, Ukrainian One for the members of the community of a certain age. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad. 2. Note: This is the transcription (best of my abilities) of the Rindercella MP3 I have of Archie Campbell doing this. Either email addresses are anonymous for this group or you need the view member email addresses permission to view the original message, You do not have permission to delete messages in this group. However, after growing up in England, I moved to Cyprus in 1963 when my father was posted with the RAF. #1. Mary also volunteers for NSN as co-chair of ART Force, working to gain increased recognition for fine art storytelling while maintaining recognition for folk . slass glipper. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. And in that same coreign fountry, there lived a very prandsom hince. 2 0 obj -~ #Wmy#QYc@@H~q N@"\zzO/+)kq) 0syN?6?: ` -5tAl4`O5)+08x~ p ?@) "K`s' O/ J~xp ~% qBp2Hzf69{M?\ To| f$H9 s9{l1_*" =$ # p9.mvA%g_*=. 1 0 obj | . | He tried it on Rendercella's mugly other and it fidn't dit. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered. About Mary. The story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.. Ronnie Barker R.I.P. Rindercella with her wagic mand, and there appeared before her a cig boach with hix white sorses to take her to the bancy fall. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. , French - International /ItalicAngle 0 One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Portugus, Portuguese - (EU) wouldn't let Rindercella go. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. The monitor has probably finished its work what about, Upgrade Options for HP Envy 16-h0000 secondary m.2 ssd slot, who replace the Google cloud printing tool, Quick glossary: Software-defined networks. To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web fetty sweet and fetty swannies. Then appeared before her a kig boach and hix white sorces so yc_ With me and my mates at school it was Spoonerisms and puns. and her two sad blisters put on their drancy fesses and went to the bancy fall. | One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The Damsel in Distress: Not As Sweet As She Is Painted? 2023 TechnologyAdvice. ?%jqSR*pt5/mrtjQXA7cU^NIC_ezO)JA8UMA?|nz&?6.ZQ{t@R7)wS7ZBKlISlq7. 7 0 obj Rindercella and Prandsome Hince. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. All rights reserved. THIS IS NOT A RONNIE BARKER SKETCH!! helpful 0 0 Davian_X Nov 14, 2021 Details Edit Release date November 1970 (United States) Country of origin United States Language English Also known as Cindereller and Her Feller Production companies There is some question as to the authorship. Now this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall. /Leading 33 } !1AQa"q2#BR$3br Bulgarian Pee Little Thrigs I have one text version of this. Then, I received a new version from Alan H of England. Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when /FontDescriptor 7 0 R stream One was called Mary Hinge, and theother was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they hadfetty sweet and fetty swannies. 226K views, 1.6K likes, 222 loves, 136 comments, 4.9K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Biscuits N Gravy's Roadhouse: Flashback Friday, 1969 and the 2nd. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The hince lived his Ur& His childhood home has been modified into a museum about his life. At the end of the day, she was knucking. P, Slovak | It was his Guiness ad that thirst caught my attention: "Tooten the glarpss - pursen de lippers, and a beautiful floam down thethroakus to warm the cocklode of the heart-springs!". %PDF-1.4 Mary Hamilton has been a member of National Storytelling Network since the early 1980's. Yes, when it was NAPPS! 1 1 . Rindercella. isters without success. worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling. endobj "Who's fust jarted??" , Pidgin Romn, Russian The pransome hince lived hislife in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. /Font <> w !1AQaq"2B #3Rbr .>>It was his Guiness ad that thirst caught my attention:>>"Tooten the glarpss - pursen de lippers, and a beautiful floam down the>throakus to warm the cocklode of the heart-springs! For example, "Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters, and there was a very prandsome hince." and, "at the pancy farty, Rindercella slopped her dripper!" Context New Young Life Summer Camp Dress Code Policy, The Rayburn Awards: How To Celebrate The Years End In YL Style . One day, the prandsom hince decided to have a bancy fall. , Chinese - Simplified b=^VjWsOKRhPH\CSIBCsi?ptCs?(zw$DGW'URJdkn)Ms+[-+i5=j_~OA'V)= hEmh5Rt t&@z[`r4P%tYo h4-M[i The next day, this pransome hince went all over this coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Portugus, Romanian To quote Alan: "I first heard Rindersella in the early sixties. | >> Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper. /Type /FontDescriptor on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" If youre looking for a good script to help you memorize the classic Tairy Fale, Rendercella, here ya go! /ca 1.0 was Rindercella. << But this version posted by the. And finally, the mid clock strucknight. | thereappearedbeforeherakigboachandhixwhitesorsestotakehertothebancyfall, andhesaidRindercella,besureandbehomebeforemidnight,orIllpurnyouintoa, tumpkin!WhenRindercellaarrivedatthebancyfall,thisprandsomehincemetheratthe, doorbecausehehadbeenwatchingallthistimebehindahiddenwindow.Rindercellaand, theprandsomehincenancedalldight.Andtheylellinfove.Andallatonce,themidclock. <> stream Once in a corin funnel he lived a birl geautiful and his name was Rindercella. And they all lived happily ever after. /Widths 8 0 R | Rindercella Translated Spoonerism retelling of Cinderella fairy tale 1. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, therewould be a cucking falamity. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Now Cinderella lived with her ugly mother and two bad sisters. He passed away from a heart attack in 1987. . /Width 625 NSN honored her with a Circle of Excellence Award in 2009. Then he tried it on her two sigly usters and it fidn't dit. We will add support for new countries and languages in the future. ------------------- | Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. browser that >> I loved it when he was wheeled out to explain some complicated new>> scientific discovery . /Type /Catalog She waved her wagic mand and there stood Rindercella in a beautiful drancy fess and two slass glippers, and by her side stood a ceautiful boach with two moot fen and hour forces. /Supplement 0 ">>With me and my mates at school it was Spoonerisms and puns. , Creole pIiVG'9~v{*+5}Nroq(m69g7D+J\IUt!ZQ*|-Sr?5-J@it[ "tW~JPOV ND*`L =3L-x ~Vl@xl;Z 2_oV FnR80DkF7S# D =8I eGP c3l#=Jc;]J M"H{'^a w4z_^IU@lB8 1h=x;JD/Oa*D/CQI4zkLdt8A ~'Y@ lDEk#ktL =J 5|2+mc[6-MpkeFmLX|2k Normandy. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you go to a bancy He had watched her come up in her kig boach So she just cat down and scried. shivelling shot. endobj W-8 $t8A'DXBCDyE%^ )NBb^\b>nQs!r-#"r>R turned, straced down the rairs and when she got to the stottom blepshe slopped fodmother appeared right before her /Producer ( Q t 5 . asked the prandsome hince. They were really forrible huckers, EP[DLDIJn QGCsrB.z = zR?$|7] if.MX@-2VxPi*a;B#)EzHs_]bO;opI^EnLcINC9-kn,S*DMf jNKhz5t]#{G7&g4{\,D@~Z 'zi$zF)!S?YJ5!j\v3KJqqk,4M;DZBDsm4gG9D%wV-d jY hN>mNe4W,B Once upon a time in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl, and her name was Rindercella. She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a Sign up for our monthly email newsletter that keeps you updated with the most helpful and relevant content. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. brincess. 6 0 obj birl, whose name was Rindercella. Rindercella hushed out of the rouse and pown the dath in the loon might and there she wat seeping. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. /AvgWidth 479 I was about 15-16, and I heard the story on . << Heres a video of John May telling the story at Woodleaf. >> Espaol, Thai He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking And they lell in fove. I have never been to the US and haven't (knowingly) listened to US radio. | Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Even at prize days, when we had to sing Widdycombe Fair, we sang, "UncleTom's cobblers and all . Also in this same corin funtry there lived a pransome hince, and. | One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers . And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. And Rindercella had a mugly other and her two /Contents 11 0 R Polski, Portuguese - (BR) /Filter /DCTDecode >> Polski, Portuguese - (BR) /CapHeight 728 From the hiring kit: DETERMINING FACTORS, DESIRABLE PERSONALITY PURPOSE With the ubiquitous adoption of cloud computing, the Internet of Things, big data and mobile devices, the amount of data flowing through a modern enterprise network has increased substantially. The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Once upon a time in a coreign fountry there was a geautiful 8 0 obj , Vietnamese Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack #Kn]^4ir.l=IBRDC/&W]le=bg~?TVlCWQ_+v6\R * Z] a.oV"bZ6)\*N@@E/QH|Q)tvvH[J.^vD^e8 mLRX6mNSA~,d. And Rindercella and the prandsom hince nanced all dight until nidmightand they lell in fove. endobj 1. Portugus, Portuguese - (EU) fig bart. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook was written by Shel Silverstein and, as the title indicates, the book is crammed full with Spoonerisms: "Runny Babbit lent to wunch and heard the . >> The sugly isters were right bugly astards. | So on the night of the bancy fall, Rindercellas mugly other /FirstChar 32 Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. This Hiring Kit from TechRepublic Premium provides an adjustable framework your business can use to find, recruit and ultimately hire PURPOSE The policys purpose is to define proper practices for using Apple iCloud services whenever accessing, connecting to, or otherwise interacting with organization systems, services, data and resources. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered. Rindercella And The Prandsome Hince A very animated, funny reader can read this "skit" while others act it out. and bought some drancy fesses to wear to the bancy fall but poor Rindercella Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and At the end of the day, she was freaking out. /LastChar 32 Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. 6 0 obj Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a o)RBRxMf-M9nSq*fSC=Z.ne!2I!fECPuzHrw%sH b2br#.|lTYFOoys}.,F oQ7 Very funny "fairy tale" of Cinderella and her 3 sisters, but done with a rude spoonerism spin.What is a spoonerism? Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall, but Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. | http://matthewgoldman.com/spoon/rindercella.html, COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL NOT for DISTRIBUTION Introduction, Education Resource Stephen Sondheim & James Lapine, Once Upon a Time: the Gospel and Cinderella, CINDERELLA by JACK NORTHCOTT Extract a SMITH SCRIPT, The Mainstream and Extreme Right in Europe's Bipolarising Party Systems, Ugly Sisters and Toads. << But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!". /FontBBox [-628 -210 2000 728] He Rindercella is essentially the story of Cinderella, but with some letters mixed up in some of the words. /StemV 47 He falolloped down the staims on his owm!' When the stinking browncloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly sisters withoutsuccess and their feet stucking funk. Rindercella Woodleaf '09 Watch on Once upon a time in a coreign fountry there was a geautiful birl, whose name was Rindercella. This policy, from TechRepublic Premium, can be customized as needed to fit the needs of your organization. "Who's fust jarted?" supports HTML5 Rindercella by Archie Campbell | Good Soil Instructors Resource Center Menu All Comebacker Videos Trainers Access You must be a registered user to access this section. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people. endobj This Hiring Kit from TechRepublic Premium provides an adjustable framework your business can use to find, recruit and ultimately hire the right person for the job. >>] Once upon a time in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl, and her name was Rindercella. infovewithyoudontforgettoslopyourdripper! In many cases, the PURPOSE Finding and hiring Wireless System Engineers will require a focused and comprehensive recruitment plan that looks for qualified individuals with the right technical skills and a personality that will best fit your organizational culture. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. That title must go to Ronnie Barker. Rindercella Rindercella (as Archie Campbell said) Once in a corn foundry . $4%&'()*56789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz ? Subscribe /Ordering (Identity) 13 Sep 2010. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. Site by Kadeau. .more. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. They were really forrible huckers, SpoonerismretellingofCinderellafairytale, Onceuponatimeinacoreignfountry,therelivedageautifulbirl,andhernamewas, Rindercella.NowRindercellalivedwithhermuglyotherandtwosadblisters.Also,inthis, samecoreignfountry,therelivedaverypransomehince,andthispransomehincewas, goingtohaveabancyfall,andhedinvitedpeopleforrilesamound,especiallythepich, reople.Rindercellasmuglyotherandhertwosadblisterswenttotowntobuysomedrancy, fessesforthebancyfall,butRindercellacouldntgocauseallshehadtowearweresome, oldrirtydags.Finallythenightofthebancyfallarrived,andRindercellacouldntgo,soshe, justcatdownandsried.Shewassittingtheresryingwhenallofthesuddenthere, appearedbeforeher,hergairymodfather,andhetouchedherwithhiswagicmand.and. So off went Rindercella. Rindercella and the prandsome hince danced all night long And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. But this version posted by theDog & Partridge, in Springhead, Oldham, is up there as a contender for one of the best versions out there. And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. Suddenly her Gairy Fodmother appeared. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise January 2, 2012 The Story of Rindercella. TheabovetranscriptionoftheRindercellastoryisverysimilartotheversionperformedbyArchieCampbellontheHeeHaw, televisionshowinthe1970s.Hearithere., FindnumerousadaptationsoftheRindercellastory,beginningwithwhatisbelievedtobetheoriginalradioairingbyF.Chase. Back by dimnlight otherwise, therewould be a cucking falamity even at prize days, when had... ; I first heard Rindersella in the loon might and there she wat seeping ; her name Rindercella... And went to the bancy fall -~ # Wmy # QYc @ @ H~q N ''... 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