It is totally silent. He turns to look down at a feminine frog sipping a martini on a stool. Were leaving. Buy em drinks! DONKEY: Oh yeah, right, Im sure a nice BM is the perfect solution for marital problems! FURNITURE: You want to dance, pretty boy? And Im going to set things right. Posed similarly, Puss runs over to Shrek and Donkey's unconscious bodies. Youre not her father! Down here! Puss uses his claw to cut a hole in the glass. Things seem bad because its dark and rainy and Fionas father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. The crowd applauds and Lillian claps along. The Three Little Pigs launch one of themselves at Godmother using a blanket as a slingshot. PRICILLA: Well, hi there! He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword. PRICILLA: And this comes with the Medieval Meal. Fiona, is this what you want? German Wikipedia. SHREK: We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. Shrek comes from out of the palace, angrily barging down the stairs. Lets go back inside and pretend were not home! PUSS: Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion allow me to take the first sip. Then they got all drunk and start beating me with a stick going, "Piata! Gingy takes the key and runs across Pinocchio's nose as it continues to grow with each denial. The figure takes off the cloak and reveals themselves to be Fairy Godmother. until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. SHREK: Well, find a way to entertain yourself! DONKEY: Shrek, Fiona knows youd do anything for her. SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. HAROLD: Well, what did you expect?! He lowers the drawbridge for the rest of the group. Dont you remember when we were young? Shrek? They bore me to tears. FIONA'S BEDROOM. Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. GND ID. How bout a side of sugar for the steed? FIONA'S BEDROOM. Im Im. Shrek drops to his knees and clutches the area. Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. The chef and a host of servers enter the room with dinner, including a whole turkey , lobster, and a pig. What do you think, Harold? He quickly shuts it and looks over to make sure Fiona is still sleeping. Shrek yells through the bars of the door. Shrek takes another look out the window and sees Fiona, Charming, Lillian, and Harold head inside from the balcony. Youre gonna have a reaction. (The characters are shown in a Brady Bunch style window) Donkey: Shrek 2? Donkey sprints off, leaving Puss muttering angrily in Spanish. Shrek and Fiona step outside of the house. To be this way forever? Puss comes ripping out the front of Shrek's shirt, and then digs his claws into his leg again. GODMOTHER: A sporty carriage to ride in style / Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle. A giant pink carriage appears with the aforementioned Kyle laying down on top of it, who cracks a whip. A cheering crowd is gathered in front of the palace, filling up the entirety of the square. Donkey loudly dunks his mouth into his bowl and starts drinking. Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. Fiona walks out of the room and grabs her suitcase. Exquisite. Honestly. The man is Harold in disguise. HAROLD: WellI guess I gave her the wrong tea. The page gives a huff, and walks off with the rest of the men. DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. This is the script for The Irelanders meets Shrek 2 . We were just leaving. See, youre allergic to that stuff. HAROLD: Good! Donkey comes running in. I think I feel something coming on. Shrek 2 Transcript | DreamWorks Animation Wiki | Fandom Wikis Advertisement 90 pages Explore Wiki Content Community in: Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts Shrek 2 Transcript Edit Handy helpers Stompoos Butterfly nets Wreaches Tweezers Band Constent Closepins Bicycle rumps Rocket ships Babies Roundups Elephants Ropes Jump ropes Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. Donkey runs over to a bush in the shape of a busty figure. SHREK: Well, its not like I wouldnt change if I could. Well I guess youd better be going. Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. Now lets go bond with Daddy. Its all right! SHREK: Oh! A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. Ah. King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve. It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted . Mongo is getting closer to the gate but the guards are shooting more fireballs at him. Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. Rawhide! Shrek gets out of bed and looks out the window and stares at the Far Far Away sign. SHREK: Ah thats okay. Fiona runs over to Harold's now empty armor and clothes. I dont think they can hear us, pigeon. Then this fool went off and had a party and he have the guests trying to pin the tail on me. Harold tries to get the attention of the bartender. You love Fiona. Charming pulls his sword out from its sheath and starts swinging it around. HAROLD: Honestly, Lillian, I dont think it matters. A dragon roars. Look at him in his wee little boots. WORKER: Your Monte Cristo and coffee--oh! Shrek runs inside the palace to find Fiona. Shrek screams in pain. SHREK: Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? / And oh, what the hey! Mongo is trying to pull down the drawbridge again. GODMOTHER: Stop them! And I can take it away just as easily. Donkey, not paying attention to the door, doesn't notice a worker and Jerome staring at them. Alone! Get your coat, dear. PUSS: Ah, I was just concocting this very plan. Shrek puts the toy back and then looks over at a small chest on a table in the corner of the room. SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. Im sorry. SHREK Oh, you mean like. Potions are put onto conveyor belts. The fireball hits him in the chest and he steps back, nearly stomping on Donkey and the rest of the group. DONKEY: foul, angry ogre you always been. PUSS: On my honor, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine. Shrek hears a muffled voice. Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. Bob: Uh huh. sorting the mail and watering the plants? Shrek looks down at Donkey and pats his head. Withjusta. PAGE: Enough, Reggie. He reads it. She tosses the book to the ground and pulls out another. (dances around) La, di, da, di, da, di da! Harold and Lillian look on with concern. Mom and Dad approve, and Fiona gets the man shes always dreamed of. Dance!" HAROLD: Uh, darling. GODMOTHER: What in Grimms name are you doing here? Shrek is an American media franchise made by DreamWorks Animation, loosely based on William Steig's 1990 picture book Shrek!.The series primarily focuses on Shrek, a bad-tempered but good-hearted ogre, who begrudgingly accepts a quest to rescue a princess, resulting in him finding friends and going on many subsequent adventures in a fairy tale world. The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. Harold is sat between the man and another similar looking man to his other side. Yeah! Donkey opens the door, and Shrek and Fiona look up, puzzled. de William Steig , paru en 1990. We dont want to hit traffic! The carriage door is opened and Sleeping Beauty falls onto the carpet, still sleeping. SHREK: Oh, will you look at the time! The dog continues to bark and Shrek roars in its face. Customers come running out of the building. Aladdin (2019)/Transcript. Off in the distance they see a small cottage. DORIS: Hey, buddy, let me clue you in. CHARMING: Ah--do you think so? SHREK: See this is why nobody likes ogres. SHREK: Wellit seems that Fionas not exactly happy. Mongo, Shrek, and Gingy approach the walls surrounding the palace. Come here, little kitty. Charming runs up to Fiona, grabs her shoulders, and kisses her. Or did someone let the cat out of the bag? DONKEY: [singing] Two can be as bad as one. Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. Well arent you two a sight for sore eyes! You know I had the hardest time finding this place. . Whats in that stuff? The crowd cheers and Puss and Donkey take to the stage. FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. A pair of bright green eyes appear from the darkness. Donkey walks back the door to stand on guard. Shes been all moody and stuff latelyso I thought Id move back in with you guys! Shrek chuckles while Puss laughs loudly and they walk on. Here we are. Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. Harold runs over to them. HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. GODMOTHER: If you really love heryoull let her go. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. DONKEY: Thats right! 0 references. Harold walks back inside the bedroom. GINGY: Well, folks, it looks like were up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick. Shrek goes to open the door but hears Fiona crying. Ha-ha! Ow! The pig lands on the table with a thud. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. Its all right. Shrek 2/Transcript; Flushed Away/Transcript; Antz/Transcript; Community. Shrek and Puss ride Donkey up the deserted red carpet and toward the front doors of the palace. Shrek smiles. HAROLD: Fine! He leans down to pick her up. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! LILLIAN: Well, lets not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. Fiona! Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? It was nothing personal, Seor! Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. GODMOTHER: Oh I beg to differ. Shrek reluctantly leaves the house. JOAN: Everyone whos anyone has turned out to honor Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek and, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous! What do you call this dish? They locked you in a tower! GODMOTHER: No no no no, thats all right. I was just reading a, uha scary book. HAROLD: (clears his throat) Um, excuse me? LILLIAN: Fiona does. Shrek nervously chuckles as they pass by a few men carrying pitchforks. How bad can it be? Harold walks off again, going up to servants and trying to appear busy. Donkey: And before they knew it, they were hitched. He enters the princess's room and makes his way to her bed where a figure lays down, obscured by the bed's curtains. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. She starts singing the song "Holding Out for a Hero". - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Head em up, move em on! We need to talk. 181295884. SHREK: Oh, aye! Sorry. I was so hoping you would approve. SHREK: Well, so much for Dads royal blessing. GODMOTHER: Dont be drab, youll be fab / Your prince will have rock-hard abs / Cheese souffl, Valentines Day / Have some chicken fricassee! I can whinny! Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. A figure jumps down onto the path in front of them. SHREK: Because if you kiss me nowwe can stay like this. He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels. Shrek, Puss, and the maidens all stare at Donkey. HAROLD: But, but, but thethe whole kingdoms turned out to celebrate your marriage. Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. [clears throat] This is Fairy Godmother. FIONA: Well you know were always happy to see you, Donkey. The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty WomanNo, no, no, no, no! Sharpen their pitchforks? The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. Y'know hes all high in the front, he can never get to the back. FIONA: Ive made changes for you, Shrek. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Fireworks go off in the evening sky. Sorry! Godmother bites into her food and talks with her mouth full. He never lets me out after sunset. But hew wasn't he was just unique. A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. PUSS: Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers! Harold and Lillian look on, surprised. He cuts a letter P mark in a tree, similar to Zorro. I look any different? This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. I hope youre happy. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. SHREK: Gee, thanks. Look, guys. Shrek 2 (2004) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Writing Credits (in credits order) Produced by Music by Harry Gregson-Williams Film Editing by Mike Andrews Sim Evan-Jones Casting By Leslee Feldman Production Design by Art Direction by Steve Pilcher Costume Design by Isis Mussenden Production Management Edit Edit source History Talk (0) Seagull Seal Crab Shark Octopus Seahorse Jellyfish Whale Eel Penguin Polar Bear Walrus Categories . PUSS: No problema, boss. Shrek looks uneasy as people in the streets stop and stare. Donkey hurries down the stairs and Shrek jumps off his back. From up above on a catwalk, the three look out at the factory. DONKEY Taking care of your love nest for you. DONKEY: I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. Later as they pass through the forest, their dwarf driver is now covering his ears as he holds the reigns. Uh excuse me. Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". People fill the sidewalks and carriages fill the road. The tiny Tom Thumb and Thumbelina are mistakenly swept up by a man sweeping the crumbs. What about Shrek 2: Day of the Donkey? [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Donkey jumps into the carriage and the driver starts riding off. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. Shrek runs up to Fiona. The Happily Ever After Potion! He dismounts his horse and enters the tavern. The rest of the dinner table does the same. Shrek's pants fall down to his ankles. Harold violently stabs into the lobster with a knife. Youre supposed to say, I have the right to remain silent.! ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! So why don't you just drop that jug o voodoo and lets get out of here. Shrek, Fionawill you accept an old frogs apologies and my blessing? Why? Puss pounces on a knight who grabs him. Fiona looks out with excitement, while Shrek remains cautious. The red carpet is rolled out in front of the palace and festivities are set up. ISAN. They open the door to find Donkey laying in Shrek's chair. Your friend Charlie. (hisses). Produit par DreamWorks Animation , ce film pour enfant est une parodie de contes de fes adapte du livre illustr Shrek ! He quickly opens the box and snatches the book out from it. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. So, um how about. Decaf. Puss laps up the milk in his cup and slams it down. What is a piata, anyway?! Well be back to pick you up later! Charming hugs Fiona, who hesitantly obliges him. Thats where were going. Shrek 2/Transcript | The JH Movie Collection's Official Wiki | Fandom in: Transcripts Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View source Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. To the castle! Two Renaissance Wraps, no mayo chili ring GODMOTHER: Yeah, one Medieval Meal and Harold curly fries? They eventually come across an abandoned barn in the forest. The four stand facing each other. Mongo watches the gumdrop drop to the ground, still on fire, and lets out a Godzilla-esque roar. And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! HAROLD: Sorry! We cut Shrek to gulping at the dinner table. A woman in the distance floats inside of a bubble and begins to sing. Whats happening, everybody? Fionas father paid you to do this? JOAN: What the heck are the crumbs for? Shrek runs for the door, but Godmother uses her magic to close it. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. You see, II need to have someone taken care of. JOAN: Oh, tired old thingwhos this? I dont know. Fine! PUSS: Finally! Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it. FIONA: DadIve been thinking about what you said. Puss climbs up the shelves and stops at a glowing green vial. Just get this place cleaned up! She drops the wand and another pig grabs it and runs. I'm, uh, I'm sorry I said that you always mess up my plans. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are in a prison cell. What did he say? PUSS: Hey! Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. Shrek 2 was the inevitable 2004 sequel to the DreamWorks Animation Breakthrough Hit Shrek.. I hope Im not interrupting anything. Scorching desert! After a silence, we cut to Fiona throwing the last of their luggage into the back of their carriage. The noble steed. Now give me that bottle. SHREK: Midnight?! GODMOTHER: Jerome, coffee and a Monte Cristo. The dynamites' explosion blows off the grate. / Have a bichon fris! DONKEY: Hey, good-looking! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle?! Well first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. Its the one, its the onlyits the Fairy Godmother! Shrek starts knocking at the door and a shelf moves over to block it. GODMOTHER: [singing] Your fallen tears have called to me / So, here comes my sweet remedy / I know what every princess needs / For her to live life happily. Soon, others take notice and join in. Charming takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be the narrator's voice. INT. Find Princess Fiona! I know. SHREK: It was all just a stupid mistake. Charming and Fiona continue to dance, though she is still uncomfortable. The glass window muffles his voice and none of them hear him. SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! The king and queen stand with mouths wide open. JOAN: Oh. SHREK: Dad. Who set out on a quest to find a rare princess. DONKEY: You know in some cultures, donkeys are revered as the wisest of all creatures. GODMOTHER: Oh, yes, you will. The music comes to a halt. An evil chuckle is heard from inside the bakery as lightning strikes in the sky. no2004055143. Is everything all right, Father? I think itd be better if the Fairy Godmother didnt know we were here. They love me. Look what Ive done for her. [chuckles]. Charming once again leans Fiona down in his arms and tries to kiss her. DONKEY: ltll be better in the morning. Fiona reaches for one of the tea cups but Harold quickly grabs it instead. HAROLD: You wouldnt understand! With his mouth with open, Shrek turns to the next page. He starts to feel his new body. SHREK: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? I hope Im not interrupting, but Im told youre the one to talk to about anogre problem? Gingy groans and slides down the string. I remember when i thought one of the kid in my class was strange. Im blind! You are a lot easier on the eyes. JILL: "Shrek"? Where are you going? GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. GINGY: Whizzes on you guys! HAROLD: I only did that because I love her! Im here to make it all better. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. 1 Incredibles 3; 2 . To live happily ever after. They are interrupted by a worker who comes through the door. He didnt get there in time. I will smite him where he stands! Not only for your daughter. To both of you. We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. Donkeys dont purr. Larry: Aw, I forgive . Ill park the car. QUEEN LILLIAN: I think thats our little girl. Puss purrs and Shrek marvels at his cuteness. GODMOTHER: Cinderella! Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are walking through a clearing. Recently Changed Pages. SHREK: Because were gonna need flour. DONKEY: Aww, come on. FIONA: Uh, you did! Donkey and Shrek race off as Puss turns to face the guards. DONKEY: Look at me, Shrek! Hes with us. Harold sets the tray down on the window sill. Shrek 2 Script [man's voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. Someone is looking at Shrek and Donkey from up in a tree. Look! She raises her wand to zap Shrek, but Wolf begins blowing her away with his breath. The guards stop and lift the visors from the helmets. And again. Sweetheart. A passenger inside the carriage leans out his head. DONKEY & PUSS: Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca, DONKEY & PUSS: Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca. I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. DONKEY: Lighten up? Shrek shouts and sits up. I dont want to die! NARRATOR: Will they get away with it? [chuckles] And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. You dont have to worry about a thing. SHREK: Tell her, Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. Pinocchio! Allister: Evil forces to come between them, but as the script here says, love conquers all. Know what Im saying? Shrek grabs the potion to read it for himself. We see a bright, sparkling purple light emit from the barn. HAROLD: Mmm! They stop laughing after neither Harold nor Lillian join in. You are going to have one satisfied Princess. The mucus is sparkling blue. SHREK: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent! Two knights restrain him with an animal capture device and one lifts a dime bag off of him. Finally, the Shrek script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz. I guess uh me and Pinocchio was gonna catch a tournament, anyway, so uh. maybe Ill see yall Sunday for a barbecue or somethin'. They continue to dodge the arrows as they climb over various wooden machinery. He turns the page to the next entry in the diary. The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffets curds and whey! Upon hearing this news Shrek looks uneasy, while Fiona is smiling. Inside a giant cauldron pours out gas as Godmother dumps various vials into it. Follow the pretty pony! Somehow I dont think Ill be welcome at the country club. SHREK: Well, theres some fine print for you! Book transitions to Prince Charming, wearing a knight's armor and red cape, riding on horseback. No! The maidens start puckering their lips and Shrek backs away. Pah! The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. SHREK: We passed that bush three times already! Aw, lets keep him! CHARMING: It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragons Keep. Very good, then. Ill be giggling to myself. DONKEY: Hey, baby! Fiona runs out of her room to do the same. We are not going! On the island is a massive, stone prison with a giant tower. DONKEY: And lets face it. GODMOTHER: Theyll write your name on the bathroom wall. Come here. Kiss her now! Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. Fiona looks uncomfortably at the crowd who are all chanting "Dance! Shrek 2 | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Incomplete Transcripts, Shrek Movies, DreamWorks Animation Transcripts, and 19 more Shrek 2 Edit Contents 1 Transcript 2 See Also Transcript This transcript isn't tidy! As she takes the towel away from her face, she sees her reflection in the mirror; she is a human again. Of course, not! Oh! Charming shrugs at the Fairy Godmother, who is across the room and by the stage. A bridge from the main land connects to an island. Say it one more time. It is a sequel to the previous film . He is now a white stallion. DONKEY: But this is taking forever, Shrek. Rawhide! Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. PUSS: You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money. FIONA: Dear Diary. Various makeup appliances begin to pester Fiona. Yeah! Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation, directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon and distributed by Paramount Pictures. Shrek takes his clothes, leaving both the nobleman and his son stranded in their undergarments. The king and queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. Donkey eyes Puss suspiciously as he whispers into Shrek's ear. By the way. A frog comes crawling out from inside the chestplate. Tell the truth, will I ever play the violin again? DONKEY: Look at our little mutant babies! We followed the kings instructions exactly. They both gag until Shrek spits his spoon out onto the table. Donkey begins to transform back into his donkey self. Ow! Hes a little slow this morning. Mamas working. The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. Hey, but what do you want me to tell these other guys? HAROLD: (starting to reminisce) Our first kiss (snapping out of it) its not the same! by William Steig.Directed by Mike Mitchell and written by Josh Klausner and Darren Lemke, it is the sequel to Shrek the Third (2007) and the fourth installment in the Shrek film series.The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Julie . Thats mine. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are hidden further up the road. Yeah! SHREK: Thatll have to do. Shrek drops Puss to the ground and he screeches. What? HAROLD: Uh, nothing! GODMOTHER: Banish your blemishes, tooth decay / Cellulite thighs will fade away! GODMOTHER: Fiona, Fiona! Snow White. The are now in snowy mountains. HAROLD: Darling, the whole kingdom heard you. Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice. GODMOTHER: Lets see. A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. Two trees arm wrestle and two dwarfs fight. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Youll see. / With a flick of the wrist and just a flash / Youll land a prince with a ton of cash, GODMOTHER: A high-priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps / And no more stress. Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. Shrek and Fiona hold onto each other. Quotes taken from "Shrek 2". Later, the potion has dried up and Fairy Godmother shouts at the doves. Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. While theyre not looking we could make a run for it. SHREK: Then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? A good use for your mouth. SHREK: Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! PUSS: "Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. CHARMING: I shall rend his head from his shoulders! Dont you want to see your wife? SHREK: What? Well never get in. DONKEY: Well I dont feel any different. Eyes slowly open. SHREK: I guess it means itll affect Fiona, too. Donkey runs back over to the fireplace and Shrek groans in frustration. I told you coming here was a bad idea. Out from the cup comes a magical dust in the shape of heart, which then dissipates. A group of elves run in with rapid-fire crossbows and shoot at them. FIONA: Shrek! Puss leaps back over them, cartwheeling in the air, lands back in his boots and picks up his hat and sword. She goes over to the piano player snapping her fingers. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. GODMOTHER: And now she can be. LILLIAN: Well, hes no Prince Charming, but they do look--. DONKEY: Wow! Taut, round buttocks?! Behind them, Harold enters inside wearing his cloak. When did this happen? Harold is pouring tea into two cups on a tray. Fiona sighs as Shrek and Harold continue to rip apart their food, sending bits and pieces flying across the table. Shrek sniffs the potion and sneezes mucus onto a mushroom. GODMOTHER: Are you going so soon? Puss stops at a row of potions kept behind a glass display case. Spell! Puss tries to pull out the Happily Ever After potion, but the hole he made is just too small for it to fit. Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. (Singing) Aint no stoppin us now! II wont do it. Pound em dead! 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